Psyduck's Story

inspired by true events

Psyduck was so stressed about finals. All he did was sit in his room all day and read his psychophysics book, which, of course, immediately gave him headaches. On top of this, he had to study for anatomy which was worth 75% of his grade. What kind of crazy professor would put 120 slides into one lecture, he mumbled to himself.



Then one day, Psyduck2 came by to visit him.
"How's it going, Psyduck?," he asked.
"Oh, not so good. I've been studying straight for 2 weeks for my optometry school finals and I don't have a life anymore," Psyduck said with a sigh.
Optometry school? Psyduck2 wondered why an optometry student hadn't done something earlier about his very prominent drooping upper eyelid, possibly caused by a problem with the oculomotor nerve that innervates his levator muscles. "This stuff can't be that bad," Psyduck2 assured Psyduck. "Here, let me take a look at it."



"Ahhh! You're right, it IS horrible! The pain! The inhumanity! It's giving me a headache just like you, Psyduck!...Psyduck? ...Psyduck?!"



"Psyduck, you don't look so well... Maybe you should take a break from studying."



"Are you using your confusion attack?! Wait... you're getting bigger... < gasp > All this studying is making you EXPLODE!"



"Oh, no, it's too late!! NOoOOOOOO!!! PSYDUCK!!!!!! < sobs > WHAT HAS OPTOMETRY SCHOOL DONE TO YOU?!?"



Learn from Psyduck. Don't let this happen to you.

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